No uncomfortable human or canine tissues are featured in Mark Schreiber's Starcrossed, the latest Flux title to land in our warehouse (and soon at a bookstore near you). Yes, some tattoos are removed, and I admit, astrology is relied upon more heavily than some will be comfortable with. And there are crop circles. And stolen bicycles. But otherwise, this is an entirely wholesome book, full of good, clean, scrotum-free fun. Really.